But what’s MORE amazing about this day isn’t that you’ve proved you can live without booze for 5 years, it’s the fact that I have proved that I can live with my husband for 11 years. I can’t believe you stole my anniversary AND turned my birthday into a pirate holiday.
Infactorium 
Congrats, bro. That’s big. I still remember that I quit smoking on 12/6/06. That means I recently completed …. Um… Seven years.
But what’s MORE amazing about this day isn’t that you’ve proved you can live without booze for 5 years, it’s the fact that I have proved that I can live with my husband for 11 years. I can’t believe you stole my anniversary AND turned my birthday into a pirate holiday.
Oh yeah, AND somehow made me have my firstborn child on you birthday?!
You’re just getting be back for stealing your birthday, huh? Now it’s all coming together….
Congratulations!
You’re 5!! Happy birthday! =]
Good for you.
Congratulations! You’re awesome!